I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”
i will always find a way out
"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
Artist name: Jeremy Worst … let the world know.
Modern Acrylic Artist Atlanta,ga
Nigga and Jack is my favorite liquor. I need onen of these paintings
Ditto! Gotta get one of these
Filming a rainbow when suddenly.
what the fuck
The gays are angry
Finding out you can watch an entire season at once:
Finding out the next season won’t come out til 2015:
when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers
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